Politically Incorrect!

I actually want to share the jokes I received from my friends through SMSes. Some I find very funny yet very true. And I am still amazed at the people who started this, the kind of ideas they get. This offers the light side to serious matter...

1. Petua mengundi untuk 2008... Kalau isteri tidur mengiring ke kiri pangkah BN, kalau isteri tidur mengiring kanan pangkah PAS, tapi kalau isteri tidur telentang, pangkahlah dia sebaik-baiknya... Tapi kalau isteri tidur meniarap, jangan pangkah, nanti undi rosak... RUGI!
2. Finally, MCA & GERAKAN have merged for the coming election with a new name - "Liberated Association of National Chinese Alliance Union" or "LANCAU" ... :)
3. BARISAN announced today that its new National Symbol is the condom because it accurately reflects the government stance; A condom allows for inflation, helps production, destroy the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
4. UMNO ada keris, DAP ada roket, PAS ada bulan. Walau sehebat manapun keris, selaju manapun roket, kalau dah datang bulan, simpan ajelah keris & roket itu.
5. MCA dapat calon baru, Wee Ken Fak....... DAP pun ambil calon baru, Saw Kan Wee.
6. Sepasang Petani India pegi mengundi. Si isteri lekat gambar calon di kiri & kanan peha supaya tak lupa. Sampai di Polling Station, isteri selak kain. Suami tanya "Yang kanan gambat siapa?" "Oh, itu gambar calon PAS"... "Yang kiri?"..."Itu calon UMNO".. Suami bertanya lagi, "Yang ditengah tengah berjambang tu?" ..... "Oh, itu gambar calon Hindraf yang awak pangkah tiap tiap malam!"

Hehehe.. Hope you enjoyed it.